PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

GIN & CYPRESS

You’re upstate in a rental cabin. Aunt Kamala is walking up the driveway with psychedelic mushrooms and probiotic dog treats, ready to spoil your labradoodle, and dip in the hot tub because brat summer has stampeded into late January.

“GET OUT THE VOTE!” she teasingly shouts, slipping under the water and grabbing at your calves, mimicking a shark attack with her newly painted victory nails, because while you proudly spent the fall knocking on every door in town, sternly reminds, “You will never sit on my couch with a wet bathing suit again!” and turns her attention to an approaching aide who presents her with a series of pens to sign the final version of a bill codifying abortion-rights into federal law.

A K swoop here, an H swoop there , she reaches through the steam and hands you a commemorative pen, thanking you for the role you played in getting her elected

PRODUCT DIMENSION

9oz glass amber jar that manifests the hell out of the 2024 Presidential Election as Kamala Harris and Tim Walz race to the finish line.

FEATURES

Enjoy safe, non-toxic, phthalate-free fragrances, a long 45-50 hour burn time, and the satisfaction that you're on the right side of history.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

ABOUT VIRGINS ON FIRE CANDLE CO.

Virgins On Fire launched in June of 2020 seeking creative and financial independence.

This company is about shedding the 9-5 cubicle life, the endless meetings, the sh*t pay, the total lack of creativity, and collective suffering from whoever the f*ck put salmon in the microwave.

We are “F*ck It, I’m Buying a Cabin.”

We are “This Candle was Handmade By a Gay Man, Not a Multinational Corporation with a Rainbow Logo 30 Days Out the Year.”

We are about queerness, and freedom of thought.

Eccentric people, unique places, and funny ideas.

We’re about liberation from the bullsh*t.

We're against hateful laws, and for burning bras.

We are Virgins On Fire and I’m so incredibly excited to have you along for the ride.

- Jesse